How can one guy be so lucky? I received a letter today via snail mail which explained that some South African tycoon died and that a bank worker there wants to make arrangements to give me 25% of his 118 million dollars (i.e. $29.5 million). How sweet is that? Now, I do feel sorry about the unfortunate auto accident that claimed the life of RICH GUY and his family, but hey, can’t stay in a funk for long with $29.5 mil burning a hole in your pocket. I’m totally getting a piece of this action. I’m also quite pleased to hear I have a “REMARKABLE” profile on “MY COUNTRYS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.” Think I’ll send these folks a Thank You e-card for the kind words. Or perhaps a custom Snuggie Blanket for each of them.
First order of business when I get the cash is flying off to South Africa and setting up a training course titled “Secrets of the CAPS LOCK key unveiled! Come learn what it does!”
Thanks, Mrs. Zatai. Happy Days!
